So Bill Simmons isn’t exactly a fan of Clippers coach MIke Dunleavy. Okay, not being a fan is a understatement. So when Dunleavy was on the Colin Cowherd show and called Simmons a “joke writer” and had “no credibility” it must of hit a nerve with Simmons because he has been twittering about it all day. Here is what we got so far.
sportsguy33On Cowherd’s show, Dunleavy just called me a “joke writer” & said I had “no credibility.” Pot, I’d like you to meet kettle!
sportsguy33Here’s a joke: “What do you call an NBA coach who’s 194-298 with the Clips?” A: “Still employed!!!” Now that’s a funny joke.
sportsguy331 more joke: Q: “What do you call a coach who decimated 40% of his team’s season ticket holders base?” A: “Mike Dunleavy.”
sportsguy33Ok, 1 more: Q: “What do you get when you cross cheap suits, booing, 35-point losses + players mailing it in?” A: The Mike Dunleavy Era.
sportsguy33Mike Dunleavy saying someone has no credibility is like Michael Richards calling someone a racist.
sportsguy33I’m so on fire with Dunleavy jokes that Dunleavy just brought in an ice-cold Daniel Ewing off the bench to slow me down.
sportsguy33And now, a few excerpts from Mike Dunleavy’s upcoming coffee table photo book, “How The Hell Do I Still Have a Job?”
sportsguy33“I look like this a lot. I’ll be honest: It freaks out the players.” http://tinyurl.com/nrmtq7
sportsguy33“After bad calls, I look like I’m trying to pass out a kidney stone. Again, it’s important to scare your players.” http://tinyurl.com/n6ga87
sportsguy33“The end of a typical exchange between me & Baron Davis.” Jon & Kate have better body language than us.http://tinyurl.com/lkr6vt
sportsguy33“Here’s me waiting for Elgin to turn around so I could plunge a knife into his back.”http://tinyurl.com/km3elm
sportsguy33“My players were disappointed when this collision didn’t put me in the hospital.”http://tinyurl.com/mm5jr7
sportsguy33“Even the refs can’t believe I still have a job.”http://tinyurl.com/m4e7ym
sportsguy33“A typical scene from last season: One of my players passing me without making eye contact.”http://tinyurl.com/mbu6mb
sportsguy33“Here’s my doing my thing in the huddle. Notice that nobody is looking at me. Hey, I’m only the coach.”http://tinyurl.com/msfy9r
sportsguy33“I bought this suit online for 75% off from a website based in Hungary. Good purchase.”http://tinyurl.com/luy9w9
sportsguy33“One of my favorite sports coats. I bought it from Vanilla Ice during an estate sale.”http://tinyurl.com/mnsmbs
sportsguy33“If you wondered how I can be 194-298 with the Clippers and still have a job, here’s your answer.”http://tinyurl.com/lsz23u
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